Here at Industry Connect, we love a good joke… in so far as programmers have a sense of humour… but stereotypes aside, have a look at these jokes, and if you get them, you need to join our internship.


How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem.

A young man was walking along in the forest, when he heard a muffled voice crying for help from behind a log. He leaned over to see a frog sitting in the mud. The frog looked up at him and said, “I’m actually a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I’ll transform back into my true self, and be yours for eternity.” Silently, the man scooped up the frog and continued on his walk. A minute or two later, the frog piped up again, “Hey, buddy, maybe you didn’t hear me — I said, if you kiss me, I’ll turn into a princess. What are you waiting for?” Annoyed, the man stuffed the frog into his coat pocket. Shocked, the frog yelled from inside the man’s pocket, “What the hell? I’m a princess! All you have to do is kiss me!” Opening his pocket and peering in, the man said, “Listen — I’m a software engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog is kind of cool.”

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.


There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….


Why computers are like men:

  • In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
  • They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
  • They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
  • As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Why computers are like women:

  • No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
  • The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  • Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  • As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


A programmer finds himself in front of a committee that decides whether he should go to Heaven or Hell. The committee tells the programmer he has a say in the matter and asks him if he wants to see either Heaven or Hell before stating his preference.
“Sure,” the programmer replies. “I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let’s see Hell.” So an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach, full of beautiful women in skimpy bikinis playing volleyball, listening to music and having a great time. “Wow!” he exclaims, “Hell looks great! I’ll take Hell!”
Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh. “Where’s the beach? The music? The women?” he screams frantically to the angel.
“That was the demo,” the angel replies as she vanishes.


Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”
Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”
God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.”

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